if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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