the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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