She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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