Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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