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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.

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  woah 15?

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  i know! what is this dateline?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks

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• (909): View more from California

  While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.

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• (607): View more from New York

  No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.

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