After last night, I could never be a politician.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?