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• (302): View more from Delaware

  is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.

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  Tell me you're kidding.

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  Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!

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• (562): View more from California

  Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic

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• (516): View more from New York

  This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess

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• (914): View more from New York

  My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.

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