she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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