not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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