bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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