Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I want a musical about memes.
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