dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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