i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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