I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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