Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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