Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
