Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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