I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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