I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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