Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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