so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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