It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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