when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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