Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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