well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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