Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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