Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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