Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms