so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?