Me. At least after what I've been through.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.