last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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