Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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