Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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