shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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