Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that