on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.