I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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