he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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