there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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