She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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