There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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