need another drink. this is the easiest way
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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