i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my sisters under your porch take her home
Four minutes until I can fart!
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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