You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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