I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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