am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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