Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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