Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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