best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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