Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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