Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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