It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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