I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
They have beer where we have blood.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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