someone threw a dead crab at me
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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