we'll go far in life on tits alone.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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