So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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