I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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