i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i wish my penis had a tongue
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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