Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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