I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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