Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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